Did you know that you can bite off your finger as easily as you can bite a carrot? But your brain is like “No, don’t eat your finger.” So that’s why you can’t.

oyassan:

lmaogtfo:

… I don’t believe this. I mean, obviously you have a bunch of pain receptors in your finger that would FREAK OUT if you tried biting it off, but you have have a shitton of muscles and not to mention your finger bones?? You can just slice through a carrot but if you REALLY wanted your finger off, you’d have to chew and tear at it, which is way more work than this would have you believe.

As easy as a carrot? Don’t think so Tim. Would it be hard if there the finger was completely desensitized (would feel like someone else’s finger)? Not really. Get one of the joints and you’re in business. 

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